Colorado Drummers are in for some competition! (funny musician ad)

**drummin1** · January 12th, 2006, 05:03 PM

Lol! What a Gomer!....I live in Ft. Collins, about 45 min. North of Denver, so I'll find out who this guy is thats gonna steal all our gigs.Parts of it sounds like someone has made it up to be funny, and other parts sound legit...Who's "Tool" anyway? [img]eek.gif[/img]

[ January 12, 2006 01:03 PM: Message edited by: drummin1 ]

**CLWarunki** · January 12th, 2006, 06:07 PM

Oh man... that ad was... the best.

P.S. Just sent him an e-mail [img]smile.gif[/img]

**got_a_matchgrip** · January 12th, 2006, 07:13 PM

Ah-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

I just filed that one under "humor / most hilarious," in the "do you unwarrantedly take yourself way too seriously / think much too highly of yourself?" sub-section... [img]wink.gif[/img]

Well, it was either that or the Round File [Deep 6...what can I say...sometimes I'm compulsive & gotta keep funny but useless sh**...]

Oh my...& not one Vinnie, Weckl, Tain, Trilok, Chick, Holdsworth, Tribal Tech [Vanelli, Porcupine Tree, Altered [img]wink.gif[/img] , Weather, Miles, Coltrane, Bird, Zappa, Sting, UK, Crimson, Genesis, Yes, Krantz, Dregs, Kimock, DiMeola, Mahavishnu, RTF, Jackets, or Planet X / SYI] song listed [at least Zep's there - that's 1/2-point in favor]...what a bad-a**...must be Urban-Suburban or Mommy-Daddy's "New Money"... [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]

Should be a song playing in background: either Eagles/Henley "Get Over It," or Carly's "You're So Vain"...] [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]

Wee-haawwwww...I like coming here as much for the humor as the serious drumming/music...

[ January 12, 2006 03:31 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]

**Degas** · January 12th, 2006, 07:20 PM

Our band plays "Parabola" that must mean that we are the best players in Canada.....cool...I got to go call my friends....

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**SSmithite** · January 12th, 2006, 08:53 PM

I'm not even sure I'm the best drummer in the room right now....and I'm alone! [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]

**CLWarunki** · January 12th, 2006, 11:44 PM

Well Mike got back to my e-mail. Just thought I'd share this info:

ME:
>Mike! I just saw your ad, it's been making it's rounds at some drum forums
>online. I'm a tool fan too and can play all that stuff, but I'm in Canada
>and a drummer as well. Just wanted to wish you GOOD LUCK. Send me a video
>clip if you can, I want to see how the best drummer in CO does it. Cheers,
>Chris Warunki

MIKE:
Dear Chris,

Thanks you for the email.

The websites are down now, but they will all be back up in a few months. I thought I
could send people movies, but Earthlink lis linited to 10MB and my smallest movie is
25MB. There will be literally hundreds of new non-lame movies in a few months. Look
for:

drummeister.com

and something you will be very interested in in a year:

musicianshangout.com

Wayne's World and Austin City Limits combined and done right! It will be the most
awesome place for musicians to gather on the planet.

Thanks again, hope to meet you someday.

--Mike da dummer...

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**DeSeipel** · January 13th, 2006, 02:31 AM

"He's the best drummer in CO....just ask him, he'll tell ya"

**matricks** · January 13th, 2006, 03:07 AM

Kinda reminds me of a Beavis and Butthead conversation, except it is only one person talking.

Tool, huh... what an appropriate name for his favorite band. And as for Moby Dick, well, he's half right [img]wink.gif[/img]

[ January 12, 2006 11:08 PM: Message edited by: matricks ]